Did you know that out of 5 past 'relationships' (keep in mind, that is a very very loosely used term) I've had, 4 of them had aim screen names that began with the letter 'A'? All ended in 'failure' (another loosely used term), mind you. Let's be honest here, yes, I had a little bit of pain.
Note to self: Stay away from guys that have screen names that begin with an 'A.'