During dinner with the fam on sunday, I told my parents that I definitely was not going to have a wedding, so get ready to hit Vegas for a quick ceremony. I figured I'd break them in early. Of course my mom responds negatively, and in her own pissed off tone says, "MY DEAD BODY!"
I should have probably told her that she was missing one crucial word to make that phrase make sense --- OVER. But the way she said it was just too damn funny...