... I'm just sayin'...

Thursday, March 31, 2005

 
Somebody Please Date My Sister.

So you all know I have a crazy sister. You also know I pimp her out like nobody's business. Maybe because I'm really proud of her, even though I would never admit something like to her face. And of course, she is undeniably a great girl. (She learns from the best!)

OK, so she's not 'crazy.' Not like a psycho-obsessive-compulsive type. More like, she can be wild and rambunctious. She's also really cute. Very friendly. I guess she's funny (she's more on the weird side for me, but I suppose some people think that is one of her more endearing qualities). She's a really great companion. Compassionate (she's much better at showing affection towards others than most people I know). And most importantly - this chick is single.

I have this really strange desire to see her with someone that will care for her, be attentive to her, and just treat her the way that she should be treated.

Here's a list of characteristics I believe one should consider before proceeding to have any sort of interest in my sister. You must:

- Be a Good looking male
- Very funny. Like, painfully funny. Must be able to make her laugh.
- Not have any emotional baggage
- be at least 5'10"
- be Christian - must be regular church attendee and also involved in some sort of ministry
- Have good family values
- be Korean (this is a parental preference. Chi/Jap may fly....)
- be Musically inclined (guitarist/singer are plusses)
- Like to dance
- be 'americanized.'
- Have a sense of style
- be Ambitious
- not smoke, drink, or gamble excessively.

I suppose the list could go on (keep in mind, this is my contrived list of qualities required), but I'll just leave it at that.

Any more questions, or if you are interested, come find me, and we'll take it from there. :)



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