... I'm just sayin'...

Thursday, August 25, 2005

 
This was too funny to pass up. I was a proud daewoo owner baby!

Transcript of a 911 call:

Johansson: I’m Scarlett Johansson, an actor. They’ve been following me all the way here. But we’ve gotten into an accident - not with the paparazzi but with a woman behind us.
Dispatcher: Ok. Are you actually…so everyone’s on the right shoulder?
Johansson: Yeah, we’re on the shoulder.
Dispatcher: And no one’s hurt?
Johansson: I’m sorry? No one’s hurt - no.
Dispatcher: And, Miss Johansson, what kind of vehicle are you in?
Johansson: I’m in a Mercedes CLK 500.
Dispatcher: What color is it?

Johansson: Black.
Dispatcher: And the other vehicle - do you know what it is?
Johansson: I’m sorry?
Dispatcher: The other vehicle - do you know what it is?
Johansson: The other vehicle is a [calls to other driver] what kind of a vehicle do you have? A green [to other driver] what is it? [to dispatcher] A Daewoo.

Oh I miss my daeWOOmobile... where art thou now?



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